1. People are creatures of habit -- Once an irate customer, always an irate customer no matter how nice you are to them.
2. People can't read -- If a door says "Emergency Exit Do Not Enter" then DO NOT enter. Duh.
3. Thieves come in all shapes and ages -- Old people are sneaky...very, very sneaky. Remember that.
4. Inpatients begins as soon as the sliding doors open -- Once a foot hits that makeshift black carpet people become animals, rude, obnoxious animals.
5. Debit or credit...I don't want to surprise you -- When I ask you how you want to pay with your credit card, I better get a straight answer.
6. Stores aren't jungle gyms or Chuckie Cheese -- Your kid is not allowed to be a kid when there are expensive items involved. Control them or get out.
That's all I have. Please continue if you have an addition
plugs: Shen, Nina, Olivia Kitty, Kristen
